The Mist

Good afternoon to the 3 people that read this. I’d like to take a few minutes to talk about The Mist. I’m not going to go into a real long description about this move mostly because I am feeling very lazy right now. I am also hoping that while writing this I will be able to come up with a real opinion on it. First I would like to point out that I believe that the only good role for Thomas Jane is the punisher. I felt like the punisher had retired, created a new family and moved into a small town in Oregon where he became an artist and moved next door to that one guy from Glory. I will say I like the ending. Well I liked a certain part about the ending. I did not like that it was the military’s fault. That just seemed lazy Mr. King. I did like that Thomas Jane killed the rest of the survivors including is son two minutes before the army showed up and saved everyone.
This is a monster movie, a ridiculous monster movie. There was some decent gored. Nothing that disturbing however. I found myself more interested in the way people changed while being stuck in this grocery store for days. I could have handled a movie all about that. Overall I think I enjoyed this film. Frank Darabont did a fine job. The CG monster could have been done a little better. And Thomas Jane could have been wearing his Punisher costume. But other than that it was entertaining.


To sum up: No boobs, a normal amount of blood. If you like human sacrifices and boring monsters see this film.