This was my first of these "reviews" and of course the shittiest. I like to think they are getting better as i go. But I am sure everyone else will think otherwise.
It would appear that the budget on this film was greater than all the others combined. I believe that Kane Hodder needs more movie roles. You’d be surprised how many movies you watch that the man behind the ski mask did the stunts. In this one you find out that Jason had a sister, who happens to live a normal life working in a diner. And then that sister had a daughter and the daughter had a baby, also a female. Also you find out that these 3 are the only people who posses the power to end Jason’s insanity, with a dagger that glows and of course the handle is made of some sort of bone. I prefer to believe made of baby seal bone, but that’s just me. The sister dies and the baby...well it’s a fuckin' baby! What can it do?? It then falls on Jason's niece. First, what I want to know is...Jason's mother started the whole thing in the first place. She was insane. Why was the sister able to live such a normal life? Why was she not insane herself? Who was Jason's father? Was he insane? And where did the black stuff the courses through Jason's heart come from? And where the fuck did he gets the ability to pass a little "Jason Larva" from person to person?? COME ON! To sum up: If you like melting faces, a black bounty hunter, deaths via any sharp object and boobs...watch it. If not...then what the fuck do you like?? Amen. James
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